Monday, March 17, 2014

WHOSE BUTT IS BIGGER?







Were you out celebrating St. Patrick’s Weekend with a couple of friends last night? Well if your head is a bit sore then you’ll need something to ease you back into the day, so here’s a look at the second yoga pants prank from the pranksters at fouseyTUBE. The Yoga Pants Prank pt.2 will give you a laugh


Apparently a guy in yoga pants can be mistaken for a woman in yoga pants… This man is back in his yoga pants for a part 2!!!
   
We are watched a man in yoga pants who from behind could pass for a woman fool all these gawking men!!! Their reactions were a little ridiculous and over the top!!

Man's back wearing yoga pants to trick other dudes into staring at his butt. This guys laugh is my fav part of both videos!! So funny!!

MUST WATCH & ENJOY.. SHARE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS..










Sunday, March 16, 2014

Here Are 12 People Who Have No Fear Of Heights. You Won't Believe These Until You See Them.





I don't know about you, but I have a fear of getting too high up without some kind of restraining harness. These 12 people have climbed about as far up as you can go, and then taken their pictures just for the fun of it.






I'm not sure if I'd ever be able to do any of these myself, but the views are incredible!




On top of a railroad track crossing the forest 




400 feet above Mumbai, India Atop a 1,000-ft cliff in Norway Sochi, Russia Chris Sharma, one of the world's best rock climbers 400 ft up in Ukraine Hanging on by a fingernail Above the Empire State Building in NYC Vitaly Raskalov, a 'skywalker', in Moscow Marat Dupri above the outskirts of Moscow Looking out on Times Square, NYC Entwined in a crane in Russia 
If you love the work of these daredevils, be sure to share it with your friends!

9 Crucial Tips Written By A Cop. This Might Save Someone's Life.




WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig-zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby — This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana. I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.


Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.

12 Simple Ways To Piss Off An Indian




Although we Indians are cool about most things, there are certain topics and actions that can annoy the hell out of us. These ‘triggers’ are often used to tease a fellow Indian that can lead to long arguments and heated debates.
But, we can atleast laugh at ourselves. So here are 12 surefire ways to piss off an Indian.

1. Praise Pakistan during an India/Pak cricket match

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What did you just say? It’s over between us.

2. Stepping on a book/paper

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You’ll surely fail in your exams. Tsk, tsk…now pick it up and say sorry.

3. Comparing Mumbai with Slumdog Millionaire

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You bet. It’s exactly as depicted in the movie.

4. Not removing shoes before entering a house

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Oh, your shoes are so clean. Come spoil my rug.

5. Eating and serving food with left hand. Giving money with left hand.

Yuck.

6. Claiming that Indian women are less beautiful

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Which side of your face should I sucker punch?

7. Talking in Hindi to South Indians and asking why they don’t learn inspite of it being the national language

Atleast get your facts right. Now move!

8. Talk bad about Bollywood

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Accha, Bollywood ain’t good enough for you. Huh!

9. Praising the Indian Government

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You must be kidding right. LOL
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OMG, you’re not kidding. Let’s argue.

10. Asking people from North East India, “Do you live in tree-houses?”

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Also we ride rhinos to school that float on the Brahmaputra river. Trust me, true story.

11. Asking, “Where can I get beef?”

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Specially in front of pure vegetarians. Holy cow!

12. Abusing Sachin Tendulkar

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Even the Spartans can’t save you. Run for your life. You’ve activated “PISS LEVEL 9000″.
So what annoys you the most? Do share your thoughts and incidents.
GIFs from Gifs of Bollywood and Bollygifs. Inspired from this Quora thread.

17 Silly Things Most People Assume About India




“In India, even exceptions run into millions” ~Nirad Chaudhury
No truer words have been said to describe the diversity of our country. But there are certain stereotypes, which are largely untrue, has held the imagination of people who haven’t visited India yet. So let’s break some mental blocks today.

1. Indians don’t eat rich, spicy, masala curry everyday

That’s right. The staple diet of most Indians consist of dal/sambar , rice, chapatis/rotis with cooked vegetables(mildly spiced/stir fried) or fish/meat. Rich, thick gravies are either found in restaurants or prepared (rarely) during special occasions.

2. Dowry is not prevalent in every part of India

There’s no dowry system in most of the North Eastern states of India. Infact, in Meghalaya, marriages are matriarchal with a matrilineal system where property names and wealth passes from mother to daughter rather than father to son. You’ll find women take center-stage in every aspect of life.

3. Indian cinema is not equal to Bollywood

Be it Tamil, Telugu, Marathi, Malayalam, Bengali, Punjabi or even Bhojpuri, the contribution of regional films to Indian cinema is immense. While Bollywood mints money, regional cinema brings accolades.

4. All Indians don’t live in extended joint families

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Blame it on the numerous nonsensical saas-bahu serials, the general conception of a huge Indian joint family living under a single roof is a bit exaggerated and misplaced.

5. Indians are not uncomfortable while interacting with the opposite sex

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This one’s a classic: Popular western TV series like The Big Bang Theory stereotypes Indians as people who can’t handle a conversation with the opposite gender. That’s Raj for you.
The irony is that Raj, in real life, is married to a beautiful former Miss India.

6. Not everyone from Southern India is dark skinned & has curly hair

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Majority of South Indians have a wheatish tone. Not everyone has a mustache and they don’t wear lungi all the time. So stop the ‘Madrassi’ ignorance.

7. Not all from North East India have East Asian features

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Most people from the North East don’t have East Asian features. Prime example: Arnab Goswami from Assam. It’s derogatory to ask someone why they don’t have the typical look.

8. All Indians are not vegeterians

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Meat consumption in India is quite high. And by meat, we mean poultry, mutton, pork and yes, beef. Hell, India became the top exporter of beef in 2012. Almost 70% is exported. So what happens to the rest? You’re correct, we eat it.

9. Cricket is NOT the religion of every Indian

Not everyone is a cricket lover in India. Some even detest the game. Sports like tennis, badminton, football etc are also widely pursued.

10. All educated Indians are not IT Professionals

Fact: 1 out of every 200 workers is a software engineer in the US. India has about 2.75 million software developers while the US has 4.5 million. So do the math.

11. Indian society is not as conservative as it is portrayed

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Times have changed. Girls are no longer confined to the four walls of the house. Live-in relationships are legal. It’s commonplace to find women having a great time in a pub at 2 in the morning.

12. Arranged marriages don’t happen overnight without the couple spending time to know each other

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Almost every arranged marriage in India is preceded by an extended period of informal ‘dates’ (meetings) between the couple to evaluate each other and their prospective relationship.

13. Not every Indian is a rapist.

Even if we combine both reported and unreported incidents of rape in our country, India is still not the worst place for women. Yeah, it might not be the safest too, but it’s sad to paint every Indian man with the same color. A vast majority of Indians treat women with respect and dignity.

14. All Indians are not obsessed with Bollywood

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Regional cinema has a healthy fan following. A vast majority of educated Indians have a good taste for world cinema too. Some even avoid Bollywood movies altogether.

15. Not everyone wobble their head

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You’ll be surprised at the unpopularity of The Great Indian Headshake among Indians. This is certainly not a nationwide phenomenon.

16. India does not have a single climate. It’s not hot everywhere.

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From the frozen lakes of Kashmir to the sunny beaches of Havelock Island, rains of Cherrapunji to the sands of Rajasthan, the climate of India varies.

17. All Indians don’t have ‘that’ accent

Thankfully, 250 million English speaking people in India haven’t learned English from Russel Peter’s dad.
Indians are a cool bunch. In reality, stereotypes don’t really bother us. We just keep calm and enjoy!