Thursday, March 13, 2014

10 Smart Tricks People Use To Avoid Work In Every Indian IT Company



For the first time in the history of Indian IT, we’ve decided to spill the beans: an Exposé of how clever we are at avoiding work at office. ;)
It’s time to laugh at ourselves and our peers. Keep calm and read on.

1. Fake Workload – Bohut jyada kaam hai, aur nahi le sakta

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2. Blame Game – Arre ye to doosri team ka bug hai. They must solve it.

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3. Testing Testing and still Testing – Testing chal raha hai bhai

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4. Weeks? I can spend my entire career making documentation

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5. Working From Home – Hard or hardly?

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6. Yes!! Server down, VPN down. I’m going home.

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7. Pile up work, wait till the 11th hour, ask colleague to share workload

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8. E-learning – Changing 2 slides per hour. On completion, repeat.

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9. Acting Dumb – Hey, I don’t know how to do this!

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10. Chai Sutta is my birth right.

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Tell us how do you avoid work? Don’t worry, you can tell us that you’ve a friend who does it. Your boss will never find out. ;)
Happy ‘working’!

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